fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
Honestly, if you’re not mature enough to openly talk about sex, you’re definitely not mature enough to be having sex.
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
WHAT EVEN ARE THESE GIRLS
THE FIRST AJD LAST MAKE ME WANNA DATE THEM
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.
There is no part of my brain that is equipped to handle these photos in any sort of rational manner.
IS THIS REAL CAN I GO THERE THIS IS MAGICAL
IT’S REAL YOU CAN GO THERE IT’S ICELAND
it’s the blue lagoons in Iceland!
IM GOING HERE OMG IM SO EXCITED